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Post by wp2003 on Jul 8, 2008 0:12:29 GMT -6
it's been done before..........
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Post by hunterbunter on Jul 8, 2008 1:28:04 GMT -6
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Post by TigerForLife on Jul 8, 2008 8:57:12 GMT -6
Hey WP that's cause you like PC imagine if you didn't like him,Nambe callate,shut up,get out of here!
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Post by EagleMaximus24 on Jul 8, 2008 11:12:13 GMT -6
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Post by xlobo on Jul 8, 2008 22:10:58 GMT -6
LOL! ay ta frog legs for wp.... |
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Post by wp2003 on Jul 8, 2008 22:14:55 GMT -6
that's disgusting lobo..........but funny....
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Post by wp2003 on Jul 8, 2008 22:15:34 GMT -6
Hey WP that's cause you like PC imagine if you didn't like him,Nambe callate,shut up,get out of here! who told you that lie??......... ;D |
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Post by Ol' Buzzard on Jul 10, 2008 15:10:40 GMT -6
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Post by YellowJacketMania on Jul 10, 2008 15:20:22 GMT -6
Haha good one Buzzy. I wonder how come she didn't take her shoes off to count?
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Post by ~JUAN PRIMO~ on Jul 10, 2008 15:25:29 GMT -6
That was a good one Ol' Buzzard.
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Post by xlobo on Jul 10, 2008 17:45:49 GMT -6
LOL! Good one Buzzy.....
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Post by Ol' Buzzard on Jul 10, 2008 22:32:13 GMT -6
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Post by RR RATED on Jul 15, 2008 14:27:16 GMT -6
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that XXXX knows I'm smarter than her.
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Post by wp2003 on Jul 15, 2008 14:29:23 GMT -6
that is the greatest story i've ever read RR..........
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Post by E-E PoWeR HoUsE on Jul 16, 2008 10:43:40 GMT -6
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Post by E-E PoWeR HoUsE on Jul 16, 2008 10:52:52 GMT -6
""THE FAX""
A guy is sitting in a bar talking to his hand. The bartender asks him what he's doing and the guy says, "I'm using the telephone."
The bartender looks at him as if he's crazy and says, "No, you aren't, you are just talking in your hand."
The guy says, "No, I really am having a phone conversation--I had a micro chip and transmitter installed in my hand last week."
The bartender shrugs and goes about his business. A few minutes later the guy disappears into the bathroom and he's gone about forty-five minutes. The bartender starts to get worried so he goes into the men's room to see if the guy is okay. When he gets there, he finds the guy standing in the middle of the bathroom with both hands in the air, his pants down around his ankles and a roll of toilet paper stuck in his butt crack. The bartender is flabbergasted and so he asks, "What are you doing now?"
The guy replies, "I'm waiting for a fax."
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Post by xlobo on Jul 17, 2008 11:33:50 GMT -6
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that XXXX knows I'm smarter than her. LOL! Good one! |
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Post by xlobo on Jul 17, 2008 11:34:11 GMT -6
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Post by xlobo on Jul 17, 2008 11:35:15 GMT -6
""THE FAX"" A guy is sitting in a bar talking to his hand. The bartender asks him what he's doing and the guy says, "I'm using the telephone." The bartender looks at him as if he's crazy and says, "No, you aren't, you are just talking in your hand." The guy says, "No, I really am having a phone conversation--I had a micro chip and transmitter installed in my hand last week." The bartender shrugs and goes about his business. A few minutes later the guy disappears into the bathroom and he's gone about forty-five minutes. The bartender starts to get worried so he goes into the men's room to see if the guy is okay. When he gets there, he finds the guy standing in the middle of the bathroom with both hands in the air, his pants down around his ankles and a roll of toilet paper stuck in his butt crack. The bartender is flabbergasted and so he asks, "What are you doing now?" The guy replies, "I'm waiting for a fax." It was aight....still made me laugh a little. |
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Post by Ol' Buzzard on Jul 30, 2008 16:01:22 GMT -6
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