More JOkes

[AT THE JUNGLE]

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the

intercom and says 'i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but

unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go'...the

plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the

intercom 'i hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start

releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter

'A!!!'...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers 'B!!!' BLACK

PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence. 'C!!!' COLORED PEOPLE, ANY

COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence. A black boy in the back turns to his

mother and says 'but mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we

black? Aren't we colored?' the mother turns to her son and says ' yes

son, but today we NEGRO's!!!...mexicans go first..



The little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him


and laughs......!!! The mexican kids laughs back and say 's I'm a

WETBACK......

[Lemon_Fresh]

lol^^

nice

[wp2003]

VIVA MEXICO!!!

[wp2003]

oh no here's comes the migra......

[xlobo]

Got that one on my text about a month ago....

[xlobo]

Still hilarious...LOL!

[wp2003]

i heard that one 3 years ago.......

[Redfish]

Here's my favorite:

a priest, a rabbi, and preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this? A Joke?"

;D

[AT THE JUNGLE]

A football joke.

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

[Ol' Buzzard]

I'm sure powerhouse would love that one...

[xlobo]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Thats a funny one at the jungle!!!! DAMN!!!!!